....take me to the midway....

.... i do not post about my personal life very often... in fact, I tend to try and steer clear of it altogether.... obviously everything i write about is something i like, something i've experienced, noticed, thought.... but i mean, i try to keep it out of my personal life... those blogs are interesting to read, but i am just not that interested in exposing myself that way....

that said, I must say that i had a profound thought yesterday that I have the overwhelming desire to share with the world....

I went to the Ex (the Canadian National exhibition... theex.com) and I was riding the Zipper, this nauseating, flip you around, spin you, upside-down ride that has been around forever and never lost its appeal... and while i was flying, spinning, totally losing my sense of direction, screaming, laughing, crying, totally exhilirated I realized.....


....Sex should be more like the zipper....


Now, I don't think that I have had an above-average share of bad sex... I just think that when we are kids we are taught not to talk about sex, and even now, when kids are encouraged to talk about it, now about it, its something that carries a significance so great, consequemces and responsibilities so major that we come to think of it as the transcendent experience that will far surpass any reaction, sensory overload we have eever experienced.... and while it can be F'n great, it is just never as good as the Zipper....

I think I am gonna print up buttons and t-shirts that say.... "You must be as good as the zipper to ride this ride" and stand at the exit of the ride selling them....

....I think I will make a killing....

...i usually hate commercials...

....having worked on them a bunch, and watching too much television I am a diligent hater of commercial breaks (sorry jon, but you know its true, they suck)....

however, this commercial for Sony Bravia is amazing... the whole campaign is great, but this one is especially genius... my favourite part's the clown......

...which of these are in your bookmarks?.....

....this is nutty....

...stormtroopers in love....

red and jonny are in love... they also happen to be warriors in the dark lords plans of inter-glactic domination.....


....don't judge k? everyone needs a little lovin', especially in the face of so much death, destruction and defeat.....


....Long live the force......

...um...hi....yeah.....

.... i need this phone!....

...but, as all cool phones, it will probably not be available in Canada, for at least 6 years, if at all.....

...but I covet it, how cool is it?