...a couple things cyberfound

first off TO DO LIST is a fucking funny time wasting blog...

it scans and posts other peoples to do lists.... it's like postsecret: the next generation, what are the steps in carrying out that anonymous secret sent in to Frank in Maryland.... curious, check the blog.....

second is this:




I demand you watch it, IMMEDIATELY!!!!

It's the loudest I have ever laughed in the office.... and I didn't care, because anyone that walked in was completely mesmerized by the hilarious patheticness of it... i started it over and over again... i love it...

Its part of the MORTIFIED project of public readings of angst-ridden teenage journals.... it's fucking fantastic! they have an after-school orchestra that accompanies them (adults playing the instruments they used to play in band, playing the songs they WISHED they played in band, think Meatball and STYX) and travel the country (USA, unfortunately) looking for people to share their most embarassing teen moments.....

It's like I found the mothership

wiki-vision

so, another person who is way smarter than i has created another kick ass website that I can waste hours on.

Wikipediavision lets you watch in real time where in the world the updates to wikipedia are coming from. It shows a map of the world and up pops a google location buble, telling you the location and the title of the article on the (english version) wikipedia.

It only shows the edits done to articles by people whose IPs are not hidden, but still

I have spent the last 20 minutes mesmerized by these popping-up bubbles. people editing entries on things i have never heard of,..... it's just an illustration of how random, wide and quick changing the world imagination which is the internet can be....

the jay(bird)walker

this is too good.

have you missed me?

....take me to the midway....

.... i do not post about my personal life very often... in fact, I tend to try and steer clear of it altogether.... obviously everything i write about is something i like, something i've experienced, noticed, thought.... but i mean, i try to keep it out of my personal life... those blogs are interesting to read, but i am just not that interested in exposing myself that way....

that said, I must say that i had a profound thought yesterday that I have the overwhelming desire to share with the world....

I went to the Ex (the Canadian National exhibition... theex.com) and I was riding the Zipper, this nauseating, flip you around, spin you, upside-down ride that has been around forever and never lost its appeal... and while i was flying, spinning, totally losing my sense of direction, screaming, laughing, crying, totally exhilirated I realized.....


....Sex should be more like the zipper....


Now, I don't think that I have had an above-average share of bad sex... I just think that when we are kids we are taught not to talk about sex, and even now, when kids are encouraged to talk about it, now about it, its something that carries a significance so great, consequemces and responsibilities so major that we come to think of it as the transcendent experience that will far surpass any reaction, sensory overload we have eever experienced.... and while it can be F'n great, it is just never as good as the Zipper....

I think I am gonna print up buttons and t-shirts that say.... "You must be as good as the zipper to ride this ride" and stand at the exit of the ride selling them....

....I think I will make a killing....

...i usually hate commercials...

....having worked on them a bunch, and watching too much television I am a diligent hater of commercial breaks (sorry jon, but you know its true, they suck)....

however, this commercial for Sony Bravia is amazing... the whole campaign is great, but this one is especially genius... my favourite part's the clown......

...which of these are in your bookmarks?.....

....this is nutty....

...stormtroopers in love....

red and jonny are in love... they also happen to be warriors in the dark lords plans of inter-glactic domination.....


....don't judge k? everyone needs a little lovin', especially in the face of so much death, destruction and defeat.....


....Long live the force......

...um...hi....yeah.....

.... i need this phone!....

...but, as all cool phones, it will probably not be available in Canada, for at least 6 years, if at all.....

...but I covet it, how cool is it?